Because sometimes explaining XKCD isn't enough.
Dear everyone who is still following this tumblr even though I (theoretcially) never update it,
I fail to understand your motives, but am pleased to have the opportunity to spam you all with the news that I’ve started a tumblcast. It’s called 6:50. It’s awesome, and you can listen to it here.
Why do I have 9 grillion new followers?
I told you guys this blog isn’t happening anymore. XKCD Explained isn’t even happening anymore. If you want to follow something that is happening, this is me, this is me making fun of hipsters, and this is me being employed by Dan Savage to make fun of Rick Santorum.
XKCD still sucks.
p.s. I also like videos. And having 10,000 tumblrs, obviously.
STOP TRYING TO MAKE “FETCH” HAPPEN! IT ISN’T GOING TO HAPPEN!
And neither is this blog. I don’t know why y’all are still following it. You know what is happening though? These blogs. Follow them instead.